It’s Election Day 2024, so consider this your warm-up for the horrors that the ballot counting will no doubt unleash in a few hours. If you can brave my dreadful secrets, you will be able to withstand Decision 2024.
Be strong, my friend. Be strong.
And what is the internet for if not for oversharing?
I did vote, but depending on your perspective, whom I have ever voted for may deserve to be a deep dark secret.
1. I don’t recycle. Our town stopped picking it up curbside and I don’t collect it to drive it somewhere.
 |
| Photo by Julio Lopez on Unsplash |
2. I really like peeing in the shower.
 |
| Photo by Abigail Lynn on Unsplash |
3. I don’t sort my laundry—by color, weight, garment, anything.
 |
| Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash |
4. I wear shoes inside my house because if I don’t, I get crumbs stuck to my feet. I brush off my feet before I get in bed.
 |
| Photo by Tracey Hocking on Unsplash |
5. I don’t always brush my teeth twice a day.
 |
| Photo by Superkitina on Unsplash |
6. My kids don’t make their beds, and it’s been years and years since I required it.
 |
| Photo by Nicole Bomar on Unsplash |
7. Washing their hands afterwards wasn’t part of my kids’ potty training. If the waste ended up in a better spot than the floor, their clothing, or the furniture, I called that a win. I like to think they do wash their hands now, although if they don’t…lalalalalalalalala I don’t want to know.
 |
| Photo by Matthew Tkocz on Unsplash |
8. Sometimes I take naps on weekday afternoons.
 |
| Photo by Lauren Kay on Unsplash |
9. I lick the batter. More specifically and horrifyingly, I dip my pancakes in pancake batter.
 |
| Photo by Pam Menegakis on Unsplash |
10. Jason and I totally eat snacks in bed.
 |
| Photo by Storiès on Unsplash |
No comments:
Post a Comment