Really?

Dear Caleb,


Although it gave you great delight, did you really have to put every last cough drop in the bag down the humidifier shaft, causing them to pile up in the pool at the bottom and stick together into one gummy mass?  Thank you for the life lesson that cough drops, once moistened by stagnant humidifier water, will never be the same.  Reassure me of the pleasure it gave you when I have bronchiolitis and have to choose between my deathbed and sucking on one of these wretchedly defiled cough drops.


Love,

Mommy